Senior class 07′… June 15th and no pranks… Now, i know ya’ll dont know me, but that pissed me off…
We had one attempt to have one, all the kids did was camp out on the practice field… what a buncha’ fuckin clowns.
So me and my best friend have always been talking about what we should do for a senior prank… i came up with the idea to put a live deer in the school elevator and watch it Whyl’ out when it got opened… but we’d have to tranq. it and shit, just not worth it..
so what were we to do? It was time to hit the ‘drawing board’.. so after about 15 minutes of hard thinking, the light bulb lit up… i thought… “hey, why not just put a dead one in there instead?”
In the place I live, you’re more likely to see a dead deer on the side of the road than a person. So we made some calls, found out there was one right in front of the Rec. center in town, NICE!
10:00pm: Ronde vu’ at the deli
10:07pm: arrive at Hillcrest Recreational center.
We see it on the way in, laying there, just waiting to be stolen, so i check the scene, make sure that were good, and then we run up, grab tis legs and run it back to the parking lot by my car.
After stuffing it into a contractor garbage bag, we put another one on it the other way, then stuffed it into my trunk.
10:25pm: arrive at the school area of town
We decided to walk a few laps on the track to figure out some details, so after some talking and phone calls, we had found a bag to carry it into school in and finalized the plan.
10:40pm: Drop off of deer carcass at WMHS
10:45pm: pick up bag at Russo Residence.
After I had gotten the bag, I dropped James off at his house and went home to think things over, and get stuff done. I had to create a large post-it note type contraption, i did this with glue and stickers. Then finally i made a list of what i needed so i wouldn’t forget anything the next day.
12:30pm: sleep.
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8:30am: Wake up
With my head clear and plan well thought out, I texted James and told him to meet me.
The plan: I would enter the school first, wearing a hooded sweatshirt, make sure there was no one in the halls and cover the cameras and tell him to carry it in in a hockey bag. dump it, spray paint 07′ on it and leave.
when we got there, i guess james got stage fright and switched roles with me, so he’d go in first.
He Did Not Follow The Plan.
He didn’t text me to tell me there were girls in the hall, and he didn’t cover up one of the camera’s… I noticed the moment i walked in, so i put my head down, but still kept going.
Everything else went well, we left school and dashed through the woods back to my house.
We recieved multiple text messages from our GF’s and few friends who knew we were doing it.
They told us that kid weren’t allowed to leave class, people were running around like crazy. Many things.
Then, it went down hill.
I recieved a text message from my girl friend that said they just called “James Baczewski & Kyle DeVore” to the main office… now, that seemed scary at first, but they had been calling alot of people.. but we were the only ones called together.
so time passes, the final lets out… my girlfriend gets My friend Joe and James’ gf and they come to my house, so as we laugh in my front yard, two detectives roll up and get out.
The one tells me to come over, and the other goes by James and the rest of the group.
He tells me they have us on tape, they know its me. A whole buncha shit.
(having 3 cops in the family, i knew exactly what to do)
I told him i had no clue what he was talking about.
My parents had known about the prank since i got back from doing it. so it wasnt a suprise when they got a call later… after the detective had talked to my father, my dad called me and told me to just go turn myself in, because they had us for sure.
So I did, I went to the station and told them i was gonna play ball. I told them the whole story from start to finish and they said wait… who shot the deer….?
i was like, are you FUCKING kidding me?
so after alot of bullshit, it ended up that they had shot it after it got hit by a car.
The detectives admired me greatly for coming in and basically making their life easy.
And since I have so many connections throughout the precinct…
it was dropped from CRIMINAL MISCHIEF to PETTY DISORDERLY CONDUCT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
That is actually nothing. hahaha. lowest of the low.
So with a court date set for a week later, i went on my merry way to band practice.
2 days later, I had to go to a meeting to decide if i was going to walk in the graduation ceremony. Which is a fucking joke, i knew they wouldn’t let me so i don’t know what the point of the meeting is. Either way, I wasn’t allowed to walk in graduation.
The first 3 days after it, i was in 8 papers.. on 4 channels and one 2-3 radio stations.
I’m Fucking Famous. With all the Attention it got, you’d think i threw the presidents dead body in there. Since then I’ve been in 3 more articles in the local paper, and the question of the week was about the prank, where every person said we were disgusting in should go to jail. I laughed OUT LOUD when i read their responses.
So I have to go to court, I get there and see a lot of my friends for driving violations. They call my name in the beginning and i say here, at which point the prosecutor was supposed to call me up and explain to me what would happen bc the detective had told me he was going to… but he didn’t. They didn’t even call my case. They said if “you were still here you weren’t on the list”… so i was like, “listen, you called my name?” and he was like “oh.. yeah, you.”
So i go up and they give me the run through, and then, to my surprise, the judge goes, “I’m going to take your plea of NOT GUILTY and gi….” i was like “WAIT, wait?? Not guilty?” i had already gave a video confession. The prosecutors like.. “yeah, not guilty”, so i figured they had a trick up their sleeve.
after the incident happened, i didn’t talk to James for 10 days. No one knew where he was, and since he was on probation and already in more serious trouble, we thought he went to jail. We were wrong.
When the cops went to his house that night, his mother believed he had slaughtered a deer and was actually insane. so the next day when he was supposed to go to rehab, his mom took him to a psyche ward instead… long story short, he fucked some bitch in there with a plastic utensil wrapper. my nigga.
i received my paper from court a couple weeks ago, my new date is the 19th at 2:30pm
I called the detective and he told me that basically whatever he wants to happen with this will happen. So well have to see what happens. They guy’s really on my side and doesn’t think ill get in much trouble at all.
How funny is my life?
funny enough that now people call me Kyle DEERVORE. haha.
ill update you on what happens..
PS to top it all off… my parents bought me a $3500 jeep a few days after i did it.
HA
:heres one article:
THIS PICTURE WAS ON CHANNEL 9 ALONG WITH JAMES AND I’S SENIOR PICTURES.
Love forever,
Kyle “Deervore” DeVore
